Res Ipsa Poker

I'm pretty sure this is the poker equivalent of that scene in the movies, you know, the one where the bad guys are losing the cops in a high speed chase, the driver of the getaway car turns his head for a split second to see how far back they are and BLAMMO the car runs right into a light pole.

From tonight's Bodonkery:

Hero has JJ on the button and 3600-ish chips. 17 left of 21 runners.
Blinds are like 60/120.
EP - I'm not good with Bodog screen names - with big stack of 9k-ish raises to 500.
Hero is a retard.
Hero smooooooooooooooooth calls.
Announcer: "Hero is a retard".
Blinds fold.
Flop J T 7 with two clubs.
EP overbets pot for 1500.
Hero is still a retard.
Hero insta-raise shoves.
EP calls, shows KK.
Turn is another T

Tires squeal.
All the ladies in the theater are grabbing their men or averting their eyes.
There's a scream from an innocent bystander.

River K.

"Illinois Nazis... I hate [censored] Illinois Nazis ..."
"Wrong movie, dude"
"{gurgle}"
Wide angle shot of carnage.
Roll credits.