Lindsay Lohan has a message for you:
She's stuck in rehab, Paris is stuck in jail and Nicole is stuck in the bathroom ... and you're all heading out to City of Sin for three-to-five (days) of non-stop mayhem. Without her.
You heartless bastages.
Ahem, sorry, we have a correction. Lindsay's message is for the paparazzi, not for WPBTers. My bad.
Me, I'll be serving a perpetual 9-to-12 (hours per day) sentence in the 12'x12' prison called my office, with occasional exercise breaks on the golf course. I hope to be released on good behavior sometime before I'm 75 or dead.
Have fun, kids, and don't do anything Lindsay wouldn't do.