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Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Hey All You Vegas-Bound WPBTers....

Lindsay Lohan has a message for you:


She's stuck in rehab, Paris is stuck in jail and Nicole is stuck in the bathroom ... and you're all heading out to City of Sin for three-to-five (days) of non-stop mayhem. Without her.

You heartless bastages.

(beep)

Ahem, sorry, we have a correction. Lindsay's message is for the paparazzi, not for WPBTers. My bad.

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Me, I'll be serving a perpetual 9-to-12 (hours per day) sentence in the 12'x12' prison called my office, with occasional exercise breaks on the golf course. I hope to be released on good behavior sometime before I'm 75 or dead.

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Have fun, kids, and don't do anything Lindsay wouldn't do.