People Really Will Call With Anything (Part 1)*

alternate title: Misplayed on every street, who cares, value bet for the win.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: HTML)

MP1 ($4.18)
Hero ($11.11)
CO ($10.92)
Button ($9.98)
SB ($1.25)
BB ($5.48)
UTG ($10.25)
UTG+1 ($2.43)
Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Td, As.
UTG calls $0.05, UTG+1 calls $0.05, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.05, 2 folds, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($0.25) 6s, 6c, Qs (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($0.25) 2h (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero checks.

River: ($0.25) 5s (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $0.25, SB folds, BB folds, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $0.25.
Final Pot: $0.75

Results below:

UTG+1 has Ah 7d (one pair, sixes).
Hero has Td As (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins $0.75.

Deep analysis: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA you have got to be kidding me.

Maybe I should play penny ante NL in 2007.

* Tip of the cap to Fuel for title inspiration.