This is the most frightening picture I've seen in weeks. Consider yourself warned.
If I can't get the pic to show, it's this one
On the right is Rod Stewart's daughter Kimberly. Yow. If you're described as someone "who could pass for Paris' slightly older, bonier and more shopworn twin", that's really saying something.
On a completely different note, Joss Stone is now apparently 18, so it's now slightly less pervy to admit that she's ridiculously attractive.