Stick finally had had enough. There had been one too many bad beats. He decided to take a break from internet poker.
"I don't need poker," Stick said, "I can get just as much pleasure out of watching TV!"
Unfortunately, watching television left a gaping hole in Stick's soul. It was obvious that TV was not the answer he was looking for.
"I need a hobby," Stick said to himself.
Being a man of action, Stick went and got himself just what he thought he needed. "No more poker!" he said.
Stick threw himself into his new hobby. His new focus? Nothing short of WORLD DOMINATION!
"I'll take Asia for plus seven armies, bitches!" became Stick's new motto. And it was good.
It didn't take long for Stick to come to a realization, though: True WORLD DOMINATION takes money.
Stick didn't have much money.
Stick was sad.
Then he started to think. "How can I get money?" he pondered.
The obvious answer? Stick knew it was poker. He knew that the SCOOP poker tournament series was coming to PokerStars in May with over $45 million in guaranteed prize money.
All it would take to fund his plans was one little win. Stick knew it was time to get back into the game.
So he did.
(Ed note: Oh the things we'll do for a shot at free SCOOP entry tickets.)
"I don't need poker," Stick said, "I can get just as much pleasure out of watching TV!"
Unfortunately, watching television left a gaping hole in Stick's soul. It was obvious that TV was not the answer he was looking for.
"I need a hobby," Stick said to himself.
Being a man of action, Stick went and got himself just what he thought he needed. "No more poker!" he said.
Stick threw himself into his new hobby. His new focus? Nothing short of WORLD DOMINATION!
"I'll take Asia for plus seven armies, bitches!" became Stick's new motto. And it was good.
It didn't take long for Stick to come to a realization, though: True WORLD DOMINATION takes money.
Stick didn't have much money.
Stick was sad.
Then he started to think. "How can I get money?" he pondered.
The obvious answer? Stick knew it was poker. He knew that the SCOOP poker tournament series was coming to PokerStars in May with over $45 million in guaranteed prize money.
All it would take to fund his plans was one little win. Stick knew it was time to get back into the game.
So he did.
(Ed note: Oh the things we'll do for a shot at free SCOOP entry tickets.)
3 comments:
I have to say these are some of your best posts ever.
great story, plus the cool diagrams as well as the awesome protagonist "stick" :D very original, i wonder if i can borrow your idea for my uk bingo blog site? thanks thanks thanks (in advance):)l
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