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Thursday, January 01, 2009

Happy New Year

{alt hed: This sort of thing is why PLO is awesome}

Sometimes even donkeys get paid. As always, the "money" in play is purely hypothetical. I know that unconverted hand histories suck, but deal with it. It's not like this is a regular feature.

FullTiltPoker 2008/12/31
Seat 1: lizzypooh11 ($48.30)
Seat 2: CLOVIS8 ($58.60)
Seat 3: leecherry ($25)
Seat 4: chaselle ($19.90)
Seat 5: donkauffman ($11.45)
Seat 6: bigbird68 ($26.65)
Seat 7: on_thg ($91.75)
Seat 8: I Like Pajamas ($23.80)
Seat 9: NickNitro69 ($20)
CLOVIS8 posts the small blind of $0.25
on_thg has been disconnected
leecherry posts the big blind of $0.50
5 seconds left to act
NickNitro69 posts $0.50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to on_thg [Qh Ac Qc 5d] {sweet sweet semi-garbage}
chaselle calls $0.50
on_thg has reconnected
donkauffman calls $0.50
bigbird68 calls $0.50
on_thg calls $0.50
I Like Pajamas folds
NickNitro69 checks
lizzypooh11 folds
CLOVIS8 calls $0.25
leecherry checks
*** FLOP *** [Qd 3c Jh] {top set but let's not get carried away}
CLOVIS8 checks
leecherry checks
chaselle bets $3.50
donkauffman calls $3.50
bigbird68 calls $3.50
on_thg calls $3.50
NickNitro69 folds
CLOVIS8 calls $3.50
leecherry has 15 seconds left to act
leecherry folds
*** TURN *** [Qd 3c Jh] [3d] {oh, baby}
CLOVIS8 checks
chaselle has 15 seconds left to act
chaselle bets $15.90, and is all in {donkey 1}
donkauffman calls $7.45, and is all in {donkey 2}
bigbird68 calls $15.90
on_thg raises to $87.75, and is all in {will he fold with six bucks behind? Nah. Rrrrrraise!}
CLOVIS8 folds
bigbird68 calls $6.75, and is all in {donkey 3}
on_thg shows [Qh Ac Qc 5d]
chaselle shows [2d Qs 8d Kc]
donkauffman shows [As 2s Ah Js]
bigbird68 shows [6h Ad 9d Kh]
Uncalled bet of $65.10 returned to on_thg
*** RIVER *** [Qd 3c Jh 3d] [6c]
on_thg shows a full house, Queens full of Threes
bigbird68 shows two pair, Sixes and Threes {I LOL'd}
on_thg wins side pot #2 ($13.50) with a full house, Queens full of Threes
chaselle shows two pair, Queens and Threes {I LOL'd again}
on_thg wins side pot #1 ($24.85) with a full house, Queens full of Threes
donkauffman shows two pair, Aces and Threes {ZOMG, I LOL'd so hard that I've fallen and I can't get up}
on_thg wins the main pot ($48.30) with a full house, Queens full of Threes
chaselle is sitting out
donkauffman is sitting out
bigbird68 is sitting out

That makes up for quite a few of the annoying beats I took playing PLO in 2008. Here's to a similarly donktastic 2009.

1 comment:

Drizztdj said...

I'm having trouble reading the hand history.

Where's the guy with the quad threes?