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Full Tilt Poker Game: Riverchasers Online Tour, Table 9 - 30/60 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 21:40:13 ET
Seat 1: bayne_s (5,341)
Seat 2: GROOVY-DADDEO (2,567)
Seat 3: DaBag (5,117)
Seat 4: Loretta8 (2,650), is sitting out
Seat 5: lucko21 (1,911)
Seat 6: irongirl01 (1,844)
Seat 7: riggstad (2,275)
Seat 9: on_thg (2,527)
lucko21 posts the small blind of 30
irongirl01 posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to on_thg [5c As 8d Ac]
riggstad has 15 seconds left to act
riggstad calls 60
on_thg calls 60
bayne_s folds
GROOVY-DADDEO folds
DaBag folds
Loretta8 folds
lucko21 calls 30
irongirl01 checks
*** FLOP *** [3h 3d Ah]
lucko21 checks
irongirl01 checks
riggstad has 15 seconds left to act
riggstad checks
on_thg bets 120
lucko21 folds
irongirl01 folds
riggstad calls 120
*** TURN *** [3h 3d Ah] [4h]
riggstad checks
on_thg bets 240
riggstad has 15 seconds left to act
riggstad calls 240
*** RIVER *** [3h 3d Ah 4h] [Jh]
riggstad has 15 seconds left to act
riggstad bets 420 [Gee, what do you think he has? Oh, wait, I know!]
on_thg calls 420 [<-- donkey]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
riggstad shows [7s 2h 5h Ad] a straight flush, Five high, for high and 5,4,3,2,A, for low
on_thg mucks
riggstad wins the high pot (900) with a straight flush, Five high
riggstad wins the low pot (900) with 5,4,3,2,A
The blinds are now 40/80
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,800 | Rake 0
Board: [3h 3d Ah 4h Jh]
Seat 1: bayne_s didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: GROOVY-DADDEO didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: DaBag didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Loretta8 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: lucko21 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: irongirl01 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: riggstad showed [7s 2h 5h Ad] and won (1,800) with HI: a straight flush, Five high; LO: 5,4,3,2,A
Seat 9: on_thg mucked [5c As 8d Ac] - HI: a full house, Aces full of Threes; LO: 8,5,4,3,A