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Friday, August 10, 2007

I Have The Ten, Ten No Good.

Dear Full Tilt Poker:

I read somewhere recently that your site has 24 aces in every deck.

Is that true, and if so, why do my opponents hit their combined 4 outs while I miss my 22 outer with AA all in preflop vs. KK and QQ?

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No real complaints. I had already stacked a donk with AAxx vs. KKxx, so the beat merely knocked me back down to even.

HA is rigged.

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Went out for a brief live session tonight and was again thwarted by a bitterly cold deck. Played for about 3 hours and saw exactly zero pocket pairs. Two big aces. Never had a hand improve beyond one pair.

Hey, at least I had the hammer five times.

Live is so rigged.

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So came home and donked it up on Full Tilt and wouldn't you know ... unless I blow it while typing this crummy post, it's looking like my best nite in a while. Yay online poker, it's so not rigged.

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In other news, I'm booked for September 14-15 in Minneapolis. One of those two days will feature some golf and Canterbury donkeration.

I even won an eBay auction after 45 consecutive non-winners. If my numbers come in on the $105 mega millions, this could go in the books as a red letter day.

2 comments:

DuggleBogey said...

I feel ya on the Ebay crap. I have a feeling that 45 is actually below the curve.

Drizztdj said...

If you're giving up 18 strokes a side for golf bets, I'm in :)

And you have to hit one-handed while drinking a mug of beer.