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Sunday, August 26, 2007

Breaking Records

Shooting once again for the shortest average post in the blogosphere...

Live poker, still rigged: A home game was held in conjunction with the return of the BG and that guy with the multiply-confirmed (-by-ladies) Huge Junk. The evening was not memorable on the poker front - although it was fun to be a lagtard. Bob, every hand you folded with kicker problems ... you were ahead. Really.

I managed to avoid being the second person out when TPNK and bottom set went to war on the flop - the giant overbet by TPNK allowed me to safely fold my underpair, which would have hit a set on the turn and a full house on the river. I go broke there in a shorthanded tournament 100% of the time.

Not so much fun was going out with 99 against 76o, all in preflop.

Online poker, still rigged: I think I only played one session, which means it was a down week. I followed the retard that stacked me with A6o (he pushed with second pair, top kicker on the flop against my QQ and got rewarded on the turn) around for a while, but could never get a seat. He got stacked five or six times, changing tables after each horrible play.

The 'tubes, very rigged: It's always weird when a familiar blog vanishes and some shill crap pops up in its place. The latest victim: The King of Donks. Edit: LJ points out that he's still around at The MTT Machine!! Thanks, LJ!

Life, so rigged: Nothing else much going on. My golf game is in the dumps, which bodes really well for losing prop bets in September. This upcoming week is really going to suck at work, so nothing interesting will be happening there either.

That's all there is, how lame. Hey, at least I'm consistent.

3 comments:

lj said...

you can still read chad at mttmachine.blogspot.com

what utter crap in his old sngmachine spot, huh!

osinsh said...

Damn, this post is rigged! I didn't want to write it. I am rigged.

Drizztdj said...

I nearly snapped my putter into 12 equal pieces for my 7 3-putts and a four putt yesterday.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.