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Thursday, November 02, 2006

Trust Them, They're CNN

I get all excited when I see a headline like this:

Study: Fat, boozing mice stay healthy

I immediately set out to offend everyone I could find by emailing them the link. I haven't yet gotten any "what, you calling me fat?" or "what, you calling me a drunk?" responses, but they're inevitable.

I do it because I care.

Relax, have a bratwurst and some large quantities of beer. It's good for you.

Edited to add picture of advertising irony in action:

I bet the Quaker Oats people are extra happy with that placement.

1 comment:

Drizztdj said...

I wonder what fried quaker oats dipped brats would taste like.

At least I know I'm making for dinner now :)