Study: Fat, boozing mice stay healthy
I immediately set out to offend everyone I could find by emailing them the link. I haven't yet gotten any "what, you calling me fat?" or "what, you calling me a drunk?" responses, but they're inevitable.
I do it because I care.
Relax, have a bratwurst and
Edited to add picture of advertising irony in action:
I bet the Quaker Oats people are extra happy with that placement.