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Friday, September 08, 2006

Because I Have Excuses.

Because illiterates can't read, either.

Because they's good people.

Because I'm trying to drum up business for the Betty Ford Clinic.

Because of laziness.

Because it would take far too much booze.

Because that's not fair, they should all suck a lot.

Because I'm busy not caring.

Because I'm still busy not caring.

Because it's physically impossible.

Because it's mentally impossible.

Because I keep double-posting thanks to Blogger.

Because the URL is gay.

Because you lie, you liiiiiiiiiiie.

Because you're one of those women who love too much?

Because I'll get back to you on that eventually.

Because they're blinded by the glitter.

Because poker sucks.

Because television sucks.

Because water flows downhill.

Because he's not Bill.

Because he's a pussy.

Because he's not a pussy.

Because life sucks.

Because Microsoft sucks.

Because Jobs sucks.

Because it's like the crack.

Because crack is addictive.

Because they got too big for their britches.

Bceause he's all Atkins except on camera.

Because it's all about the Benjamins.

Because I have no idea what the fuck this is about.

Because the Monster passes off the leftovers.

Because life sucks more than a souped-up Hoover.

Because of the radio playing Metallica in the next row over.

Because Thong Thursday wasn't a big hit.

Because of the release of grease.

Because bad beats happen.

Because there's a shortage of AK-47s.

Because marriage hasn't been outlawed yet.

Because they're not in schools.

Because you're in the wrong state.


1 comment:

Drizztdj said...

Because I just want to watch Football without having to listen to John Madden.