10:50 p.m. Arrive home after nine holes of golf and pizza.
10:54 p.m. Say to self: ‘Hey, how about a little poker to cap off the evening?’
THE_POKER_GODS (10:54:02 pm): DON’T DO IT.
Huh. The poker gods use instant messaging?
on_thg (10:54:32 pm): But I feel like playing, just a little.
THE_POKER_GODS (10:54:38 pm): DON’T DO IT. THAT’S FINAL.
on_thg (10:54:55 pm): Not even a few hands?
THE_POKER_GODS (10:54:59 pm): NO. IT’S TOO LATE. GO TO BED.
on_thg (10:55:05 pm): Meh.
on_thg (10:55:10 pm): Hey, look, it’s a Full Tilt token SnG with a bunch of bloggers. Is that okay?
THE_POKER_GODS (10:55:29 pm): NO. GO TO SLEEP. NOW.
on_thg (10:55:38 pm): But .. but … it won’t take long … and I’m due for a win!
THE_POKER_GODS (10:55:46 pm): NYET. NEIN. WHATEVER IS CHINESE FOR “NO”. DON’T YOU GET IT, DUMBASS? NO MEANS NO. NO POKER.
on_thg (10:55:59 pm): Okay, screw it, I’m doing it anyway. It’s a peep, quick and cheap.
THE_POKER_GODS (10:56:06 pm): YOU’LL BE SORR-EEEE!.
SYSTEM (10:56:08 pm): on_thg is now ignoring THE_POKER_GODS
Here we go, first orbit. I can fold that, and that, and that and that!
Well what do you know, AA in the big blind. Playable cards and only fiveish hands in. Let’s get some chips!
Nickerson calls T30, SB completes, on_thg raises to T180. Nickerson calls, SB folds. (T390 in pot)
Flop 872 rainbow.
on_thg bets T240. Nickerson raises all-in (T a lot). on_thg calls.
Nickerson shows 76o.
THE_REAL_POKER_GODS2 (10:59:05 pm): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
THE_REAL_POKER_GODS2 (10:59:09 pm): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
THE_REAL_POKER_GODS2 (10:59:12 pm): WE <3 TEH NICKERBLOG!
THE_REAL_POKER_GODS2 (10:59:16 pm): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You know, going to sleep sounds like a REALLY fabulous idea right now. Poker sucks.
SYSTEM (11:00:08 pm): on_thg has signed out