Who's Your Donkey?

One of the things I enjoy about playing blogger events is the banter. That includes being called a donkey (or worse) from time to time. Now that I have my donkey card for the next year and a half -- thanks, Chilly! -- here's one for you:

In the DADI last night, I got mixed up in a hand with Fuel55, who I don't remember playing with previously.

Here's his version of the hand:

A8s in position - A34 rainbow flop, on_thg puts in a continuation bet and I put him all in. vs on_thg calls with A9. Horrible call and he knows it, but enough to win the hand.

Here's the actual hand history -- I'm deliberately forgoing using a hand converter:

PokerStars Game #5094934690: Tournament #24856362, $10+$1 Hold'em Pot
Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/05/29 - 22:58:07 (ET)
Table '24856362 3' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: on_thg (1765 in chips)
Seat 2: dnasty13 (2770 in chips)
Seat 3: smokkee (1725 in chips)
Seat 4: Fuel55 (2865 in chips)
Seat 5: mookie99 (3405 in chips)
Seat 6: Bloody P (2240 in chips)
Seat 8: sportingimag (1075 in chips)
Seat 9: Garthmeister (2490 in chips)
Bloody P: posts small blind 50
sportingimag: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to on_thg [Ah 9h]
Garthmeister: folds
on_thg: raises 250 to 350
dnasty13: folds
smokkee: folds
Bloody P said, "i had to change my underpants"
Fuel55: calls 350
mookie99: folds
Bloody P: folds
sportingimag: folds
*** FLOP *** [3c Ac 4d]
Bloody P said, "that's about all you missed"
CaptureMan [observer] said, "I got $9.80 in my account id like to
play a $10+1 tourny can anyone lend me the $1.20 till i get payed on
friday? Dead seirous"
on_thg: bets 700
Fuel55: raises 700 to 1400
sportingimag said, "u suckout or almost get sucked out on"
Bloody P said, "i can loan you the .20"
Bloody P said, "oh wait, no i can't"
on_thg: raises 15 to 1415 and is all-in
Fuel55: calls 15
Fuel55 said, "nice call donkey"
*** TURN *** [3c Ac 4d] [5d]
Garthmeister said, "Wowsers"
*** RIVER *** [3c Ac 4d 5d] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
on_thg: shows [Ah 9h] (a pair of Aces)
Fuel55: shows [8s As] (a pair of Aces - lower kicker)
sportingimag said, "why the name calling"
on_thg collected 3680 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3680 | Rake 0
Board [3c Ac 4d 5d Th]
Seat 1: on_thg showed [Ah 9h] and won (3680) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: dnasty13 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: smokkee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Fuel55 showed [8s As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: mookie99 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Bloody P (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: sportingimag (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Garthmeister folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Now answer me this: Who's the bigger donkey?

Edit 5/31/06:

By the way, that's a rhetorical question. Here's a revised description of the action from Fuel55 (hope it's okay that I post this):

A8s in position - A34 rainbow flop, on_thg puts in a continuation bet (or least that is what I believe given that he bets most flops from what I have observed) and I put him all in given that he could have any pair from KK down to 55 or a whack of other hands that my A8 is ahead of. on_thg calls with A9. Over the long term this is a -EV call. I called it a horrible call at the time (but, as CJ has pointed out, the correct call this time) and he has enough to win the hand.

Poker. What a game.