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Wednesday, April 26, 2006


No poker content. No poker has been played. And since it's now been a year sans cable, none has been watched, either. That won't stop me from posting like a donkey anyway, so let's get on with it:

I noticed on my calendar that yesterday was 'Holocaust Rememberance Day'. I'm not 100% sure, but I'm pretty confident that HRD is not a Hallmark Holiday.

Today, of course, was 'Administrative Professionals Day', i.e. Secretary's Day. I think they changed the name just so nobody had to worry about where to put the apostraphe. Or spell apostraphe. I'm too tired to care if I'm right.

Is there ANY commercial tagline that isn't improved with the addition of 'bitches!' at the end? I think the addition might even save McDonald's and their "I'm Lovin' It" campaign from the wrath of Bobby Geezer.

I really should change careers and get into advertising. I mean, someone out there decided that a Bill Clinton impersonator up against a GW Bush impersonator answering 'Jeopardy'-style questions about buying a Kia would be a good idea. Let's ask -- where can you get a deal? 'Clinton' answers "Who is Manuel Noriega"? Dope joke follows. GOLD!

I'm constantly amazed that people get paid for this kind of crap. I'm clearly doing something wrong.

But that's okay.

I have quite a few other thoughts rattling around upstairs, but I don't want to be held responsible for anyone's bleeding eyeballs. Laters.


Joaquin "The Rooster" Ochoa said...

Having a long list of lawyer friends is the bomb. Some of you on this list are tax people. Some of you were so inclined to be both. I'm sending this out as a pro-bono offer. Thus, if you don't do pro-bono for good causes you can stop reading.

Basically this is the story in short. My buddy Robert Nardi (a.k.a. Bobby Bracelet) took it upon himself to help a little girl named Peyton whose mother, Natasha passed away due to a rare cancer. You can read the story how Robert got involved here:

Robert is a good friend of mine and my other friends such as Jason Kirk (aka Spaceman) and Shelly have joined to help mobilize massive support from the poker community, and non-poker community. This is where you come in. Robert wants to cover the legal aspects of him raising money on behalf of Peyton. Since Peyton lives in Canada, Robert is not sure about sending money over to Peyton's fund and so forth and the whole non-for-profit tax laws. Thus, if you can lend your skillz (yes, I did put the Z there to keep my street cred) to helping in this endeavor it would be greatly appreciated.

In closing, you can visit the site Robert has set up with a few friends and learn more about his crusade to help Peyton or if you want to donate a few dollars to the cause ( You can reach Robert at the following email address: or call at 248-310-3870 I do greatly appreciate any help you can lend to this cause and the more
opinions the better as some of us can lend our expertise in different areas.

Joaquin Ochoa

Huge Junk said...

"...Call Sam Bernstein...Bitches!"

You may be on to something.