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Thursday, September 01, 2005

Gamble Online ... Or Else

Former Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura signs on as spokesman for BetUS.com, an internet gambling website. Interesting decision, since Minnesota law enforcement deems online gambling illegal. Prospective bettors may be caught in the middle, stuck between the prospect of being body-slammed or of having the book thrown at them. Will anyone care? Probably not.

In other news, our friends at Allegiant Air, the official airline of degenerate gamboolers everywhere, keep expanding their service to Las Vegas. The latest addition is more flights out of South Bend, Indiana, starting in early November. Included in the deal is a $69 introductory one-way fare available on select flights, something which may be of note to any bloggers from the midwest considering a December trip.

1 comment:

Drizztdj said...

BetUS for all your illegal online gambling or be forced to wear a pink feather boa!