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Monday, August 01, 2005


Ahh, that's better. Nothing cures poker malaise like a quick hit and run. Sorry about the general whininess of the prior post.

As a bonus, I'm now an international poker superstar, bitches.

Maybe not. But I did score an almost one buyin win at a "TV Broadcast" table on Prima. I have no idea why anyone would watch schlubs playing online 8-max NLHE with $0.50/$1.00 blinds, but whatever. There's no accounting for taste. What matters is that in about three orbits I got AA (turned a set), QQ (flopped a set) and nobody drew out on me either time.

I shall now set off for the yang to the above yin, where poker gives you a sound anal probing and comes back for more. Also known as the online multi-table tournament.


Huge Junk said...

Now that you're finally a celebrity, will you sign my On-thg poster already?

on_thg said...

Sure. Also, don't forget to watch for me on the cover of next month's "Tiger Beat".

Drizztdj said...

Is it true you're dating Lindsay Lohan now?

on_thg said...

Been there, dumped that. You'll find the a full pictoral spread on the messy breakup scene in next month's People. (Sneak preview: I told her to get her overly skinny coke-addicted self the hell out of my limo just around the corner from the Fitzgerald Theatre in St. Paul).

I'm currently waiting in the wings for the final implosion of Jessica Simpson's sham marriage.