You probably didn't know this, but next week is "PC-Turnoff Week". As officially declared by the "PC-Turnoff Organization". They want you to shut off your kids' computer for a week. "Give Your Kids The Gift Of Boredom"!
My question is this: How will the kids make enough money to pay for their future college tuition if they're denied access to Party Poker for a whole week?
I need a cause. Unfortunately, being cynical, sarcastic and lazy all at once rules out a lot of the more common ones on offer. Not to mention PC-Turnoff Week.
Guess I'm out of luck.
One of the more amusing things I found on the PC Turnoff people's website is that their founding members just happen to own a company that sells software to allow parents to monitor their childrens' computer usage. Hey, at least they had the decency to admit it.