Norman Chad apparently dabbles in the written word. And here all thought his entire raison-d'etre was to act like a tool on ESPN coverage of the World Series of Poker. My bad. I hear the Washington Post is a pretty good gig, if you can get it. At least we can count on Norm for a fabulous assortment of malaprop metaphors and stupid-ass similies.
From his latest column:
"Can we have a moment for Greg LeMond? He's a three-time winner of the Tour de France, but he's faded into obscurity. A three-time winner! If there were no Lance Armstrong, this guy would be America's greatest cyclist. Instead, he gets all the respect of the best shortstop in Vermont"
Greenland, Norm, Greenland.