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Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Secrets Revealed!

Damn the media.

The word is out. Now the whole world can know why "Twice Confirmed" Bobby Bracelet is on his way to dominate the WSOP, why "The Columnist" Boy Genius has a globally syndicated poker writing gig, and why I will eventually accomplish something nearly as impressive, like maybe doing all of my laundry:

We've apparently made a deal with the devil.

From the Independent (UK) via The Ocho (patrocinado por Hamilton Mortgage y Meijer) :

"A newly discovered fragment of the oldest surviving copy of the New Testament indicates that, as far as the Antichrist goes, theologians, scholars, heavy metal groups, and television evangelists have got the wrong number. Instead of 666, it's actually the far less ominous 616." LINK

Far less ominous my ass.

That's right, we are from the 616. Fear us.

{Post edited b/c I wasn't real with it this morning.}

4 comments:

BG said...

Dude, that's AWESOME. I hope that our little Christian community over here sees that and raises sam hell over having the sign of the devil as their area code. That'll make for some awesome letters-to-the-editor in the Trib.

Damn, I miss Betty J. Mattson.

Poker Nerd said...

I love that they actually got a quote from the high priest of the Church of Satan.

He seems so reasonable...

Huge Junk said...

PHEAR THE 6-1-6!!!

YOU CANNOT STOP US, YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO CONTAIN US...

Easycure said...

Last time I saw a 6-A-6 flop it gave me a full boat of aces over sixes. Of course, I was cursed as the devil across the table had pocket 6's.