I'm sure I don't know what true happiness is, but I've got one item to add to my personal list of things that can make you feel kinda warm and fuzzy inside...
Rivering a runner-runner straight flush with your Q-3 off out of the small blind.
Using the 3.
Hello, my name is ____ and there is a very good chance that I'm addicted to donking. When I've just suffered through a Stars MTT where the cards were colder than International Falls in February, you'll probably find me at the $0.50/$1.00 tables on Party Poker open-raising with J-5 sooted.
I would try and get help for this problem, but no I won't. In fact, I'll probably turn it up a notch or eleven -- In just over one week's time, you can probably locate me at the Excalibur, buying into the 1-3 spread limit game for at least two racks.
T-minus 8 days and counting. The anticipation builds.