Random Media Conspiracy Theory

This is all one big damned conspiracy. I swear, the powers that be are doing their best to compel me to move to Minnesota.

Or at the very least shoot my television.

I was checking out search engine referrals in a futile effort to stave off sheer boredom, and it turns out that my favorite local media personality, Trisha Volpe -- I'm #5 in Google -- has left Grand Rapids for the greener fields of KARE 11 in Minneapolis. Good for KARE 11. Long time fan favorite - dating back to her KSTP days - Julie Nelson is already the 10:00 p.m. anchor there. Who will the cosmic forces conspire to send to the frozen tundra next, Rudi Bakhtiar?

And here we're left with Suzanne Geha and Juliet Dragos.

Not good times.