I'm hoping I can successfully borrow this image from IGGY, because it really deserves a caption:
"Hello, I'm Morgan Freeman from the year 2016, and welcome to my talk show. With us today are Bjorn, from 70s supergroup ABBA, and his lovely bride, 2004 Olympic gold medalist Carly Patterson. Please join us as we spend the next hour discussing the horrible, horrible things that happen when you forget to take your Levitra on your wedding night.
Oh, the humanity!"
As a side note, I was reading IGGY's blog (remember, that's http://guinnessandpoker.blogspot.com) the other day, and I noticed he tends to use the phrase which is the title of this humble rag quite frequently.
Just so as y'all know, I did not intentionally rip off the man. Truly. It's been a favorite rejoinder of mine to stupid internet message board posts for eons. But if you don't believe me, consider it an homage to the hardest working poker blogger in the business, and vote for bonus code IGGY no later than November 4.